Title: Collapse
Author:Kateri E
Summary: Gibbs has to get some body work done on the Charger.
Author’s Notes at the end.



Gibbs tried his hardest to look stern and unapproachable while he filled in the needed information on the form, but body mechanic just kept shooting him looks. Focusing entirely on the form Gibbs was finally able to finish it but before he could pay and escape the bod yshop the mechanic, who’s shirt said Bob, walked up to him and stopped him.

“Scuse me Agent Gibbs,” Bob said, glancing at the paperwork to catch the name. “I just got a question or two before you take the car and head out.”

Gibbs glared, but grunted in a way that Bob seemed to take as an affirmative.

“I’ve seen a lot damage, what with working in a body shop and all,” Bob started, ignoring Gibbs’s eye-roll. “But that damage to your Charger didn’t look anything like what we normally get. Now normally there would be lotsa small dents, come scratches or something. Believe it or not people tossing things from roofs or boards leaned against a structure next to the car are the most likely causes.”

Gibbs just grunted again, not willing to say anything at this point.

“You see,” Bob said, “The only time I’ve ever seen anything close was several years back, had this kid come in with a cherry Impala. Turns out he had this girlfriend that was a bit of an exhibitionist and liked to do it surrounded by ‘nature’ as he put it.”

Annoyed with the apparently pointless babble Gibbs gestured with his coffee cup for the guy to hurry up, luckily for him, not so much for Gibbs he finally began to come close to the point.

“The problem was that they forgot the blankets. Kids thought they had it figured all out until the dang think collapsed right in the middle of the fun.” Bob finished looking straight at Gibbs.

“So Special Agent Gibbs, just how did you get your hood to collapse like that?”




AN: This can be put squarely at the feet of [livejournal.com profile] tejas. She said that Gibbs and Tony were too tall to do anything frisky in the back of the Charger, and I agreed with her but said I would prefer the hood of the car. She then chimed in that “The hood couldn't *take* their combined weight. Probably couldn't handle even one of them” And I had to write it just so I could put that last line in.
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From: [identity profile] mistress-tien.livejournal.com


LOL.

As someone who had way too much experience in the back of an 81 Camaro, two tall guys could never have done anything in the back seat. BJs are possible up front though.

And, yes, the hood couldn't take an adult's weight.

Thanks for sharing! That was fun!

From: [identity profile] etrangerici.livejournal.com



Bwahahahaha! You know, that is just perfect! And I have ALWAYS wondered about the so-called sex on the hood of the car thing for that very reason. To say nothing of bug grime and the heat of metal that's been sitting in the sun all day. I can totally see how DiNozzo would be a complete horn-dog/pest about getting some action in/on that car though. He probably just wore Gibbs' (not-too-terribly strong) resistance right down.

This just made my day. Excellent.

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com


*g*

Glad you enjoyed it, and you raise very valid points about the whole 'sex on the hood of the car' and you're also right about Tony. If he and Gibbs were together I don't see how Tony wouldn't eventually bug Gibbs into some kind of sex involving the Charger.
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com


Suuuuure, blame me! :-)

I'll take it if it gets us gems like this!!!


(Btw... you've got a "care" where you wanted to have "car".)

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com


I'm kinda disappointed though that no one has called me on my kinda sorta crossover. I thought for sure someone would notice and say something.

Of course it could just be that no one could drag their minds out of the gutter, or would that be off the hood?, long enough to notice it.

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com


*g*

Who else would bring in a classic car to be repaired from a sex related accident?

I swear it wasn't planned, I got to that point in the story and Bob suddenly started talking about this Impala and an unlikely story he told him.

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com


LOL

Oh dear! And Impala would ask what a cute young thing like Charger was doing there!
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com


Charger would remind Impala that they're about the same age and not to patronize it. :-)
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com


"Rub it in, wouldja? Is it my fault I got stuck in a drafty shed for all those years? Is it? At least I'm not carrying around all that extra weight in my trunk. You get your shocks check lately sweetie?"
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com


"Wanna bet, honey child? I can take you. Put your gas where your RPMs are!"

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com


"Be still my carborator! I don't suppose you have a fondness for classic rock do you Sunshine?"
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com


"I prefer the music of the wind through my windows. Wanna go for a drive? I bet you practically purr at speed."

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com


"I just so happen to know of this GREAT stretch of highway not to far from here"

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