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Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

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We heathens gotta stick together. :-)

Though I am sorry to miss the goat. That's some good eatin'. :-)

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Yes we do gotts to stick together. and goats are only good for eating and acting as living lawn mowers.
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Do you know how to build a fence to keep a goat contained?

First, you get some nice sturdy fence posts. You have to sink them deep and make sure they're tall since goats are pretty agile. Once you get the posts set, you bring out the barbed wire. You start running it as close to the ground as you can and each wire is placed as close to the one beneath it as you can possibly get. You want them strung as tightly as possible. Once you're done, you get a bucket of water and throw it at the fence. Anywhere the water gets through, so will the goat. :-)

Goats are born looking for a way to escape.
Horses are born looking for a way to get hurt.
Sheep are born looking for a way to die.

Such are the laws of farming. :-)

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My Granny never bothered with a fence. Heavy chain attached to a tree, and once that area was cleared she would move the goat to a new section of the property.


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