Title: Mom Is Coming To Visit
Author:Kateri E
Author's Notes: This ficlet came about because of This comment made by [livejournal.com profile] tejas so I blame her.

I might turn this into a larger story at a later date
EDITED: A few minor mistakes and one or two lines altered.

Like Tony and Tim had told Ziva during their first case working together odd things and cases seemed to pop up a great deal when working for NCIS and Gibbs. For Tony though they had always been work related somehow, the true weirdness had never been just personal. Even being framed for murder (three times!) was a side effect of his job.

This time it was all personal though, and personal of the type that he really, truly preferred to ignore.

"And you are?" Tony asked the gorgeous twenty something redhead standing in front of his desk.

"I'm your mother!" She whined, stamping her foot like the nineteen year old cheerleader Tony had dated a few years back was wont to do when she didn't get her way.

Tony slowly blinked at this pronouncement before carefully saying "Considering I went to her funeral when I was ten and even then she was older than you I don't think you are."

The redhead just stared at Tony in confusion, who was himself staring at her more than a little lost, and not all that eager to become un-lost actually because he was sure that bemusement was preferable to knowing what was going on.

Of course it was just then that Ziva and Abby walked in off the elevator and made their way over.

"Hello," Ziva said "Can I help you miss?"

"Hi, I'm Mrs. DiNozzo" the bubbly redhead said sticking her hand out toward Ziva, who just stared at it like it was a venomous snake that would bite her.

Ziva slowly turned to face Tony and asked in a low, shocked voice "Tony when did you get married?"

And it was at this question that Abby began yelling about how could Tony get married and not invite her.

Unable to help himself Tony laid his head down and buried his head in his arms, but not before
he saw Probie trying not to die at his desk.

On the floor above Director Vance stared at the loud scene unfolding and wondered when he had became the director of a daycare facility instead of a Federal Law Enforcement Agency.

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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com

LOL!!! Why didn't this show up on my flist? LJ hates me. :-)
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com

I refreshed a couple of times and it finally showed up.

Take *that* LJ! :-)
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com

MOI? HA! :-)

Besides, I have an idea for one of Tony's elderly aunts, from the Paddington side of the family, showing up with trouble and taking a shine to Ducky. :-)

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com


*kicks at bunny nosing around* Back you ebil 'ting you, back I say
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com

Don't be mean to the bunny. Feed it, help it grow into a nice big fic (or, as I accidentally typed, "fuck" :-).

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com

or, as I accidentally typed, "fuck"

Accidentally? Yeah, sure, we buy that ;-)

And the Bunnie says 'Ducky is British, Tony's Mom's family is British, come on do the math you idjit!'

My bunnies tend to yell at me and are mean ;-)
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com

Naaaa... besides, she's perfect for him and will drive him nuts. :-)

They only yell when you don't *feed* them. They're like kids that way. Feed them once and they expect it always. :-)

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com


I feed the kiddies because I'm afraid they will start gnawing on my ankles, and I'm kinda attached to them
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com

Yeah, my kid's as tall as I am. She can get mean.


I'm so proud! :-)

(Though she can nuke pizza rolls as well as I can. :-)

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com

LOL! Most of my family can cook, barring one sister who can burn water, but most are too lazy so as the oldest I tended to cook a lot. When I didn't they would do something like sit down and eat a whole box of cereal.
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com

Been there, done that!

I'm slowly teaching my kid to cook.

I hope teaching her drive goes better. :-)

From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com

GAH! Teenagers and driving! I taught two sisters to drive........ I'm amazed I didn't go gray! And the grinding of the gears by one sister....*shudders* it was horrifying! And then two months after I gave her my old car she wrecked it!
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From: [identity profile] tejas.livejournal.com

Yes, I drive a standard.

Should be an interesting summer. :-)
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From: [personal profile] kaylashay81

*lays out juicy carrots all over the floor for the little bunny and puts up flyers pointing the bunny's relatives in the right direction to add to the bunny pile*

From: [identity profile] murgy31.livejournal.com

I absolutely loved it. I think Tejas is right and you shou write the rest of it... *g* Thank you so much for sharing. It was great!


From: [identity profile] kateri-e.livejournal.com

And with all the poking I'm getting I suppose I should, if for no other reason than to stop the bruising ;-)


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