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( Dec. 29th, 2011 10:48 am)
Fic: After Hours
Pairing: Gibbs/Abby/Tony
Summary: Gibbs visits Abby lab late at night and finds something surprising.
Warning: Pure smut, nc-17, un beata'd
Written for Kink Meme prompt "Some of the team (any pairing) are caught getting rather close at work but not during work time eg after hours in Abby's lab...are interrupted and gain another body (or two ;P ) that joins in the fun."
Originally posted Here


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Title: Broken Promises To Yourself
Author: Kateri E
Beta: [info]nikitariddick
Fandom: NCIS
Rating: Mature
Genre: Slash, Angst
Pairing: Tony/Surprise (pairing at bottom)
Summary: Broken promises hurt, but broken promises to yourself can hurt more

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( May. 19th, 2009 10:36 am)
Well, this is the first post, and a short one at that since I just want something up until I'm done figuring this out.
Title: Stargates and Marines
Author: Kateri E
Story Notes: Humor/GEN, Preseries, crossover (sorta)
Author’s Notes: Written for a NCIS LFWS round, but inspired by a challenge given to me by [livejournal.com profile] tejas, the rest of the notes at the bottom of story.

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( May. 18th, 2009 05:24 pm)
Title: Temper
Character(s):Fornell
Genre(s):GEN
Word Count: 410
Written for ncis lfws contest/challenge
AN: I was never really happy with how this turned out, but I decided to go ahead and post it anyway as I'm trying to clear out my folders of ficlets and WIPs
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I'm a real live person again!

Now I just have to catch up on everything that has been happening, so if anything huge has happened feel free to tell me!
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( Apr. 27th, 2009 09:58 pm)
CDC ALERT

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately inform five friends of this medical alert. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
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I normally don't pay attention to the whole Miss USA junk, or even 'celebs'. I tend to like actual news for my news. However I finally read an article on the whole Miss California loses pageant thing.

Now I am not interested in sharing my views, or making any comments about her views but I do have to share a quote by her *GRANDMOTHER*!

"I don't know why that gay guy Perez was even judging a contest with a bunch of girls. That doesn't make any sense. He should be judging a Chippendale's contest," - Miss California's Grandmother

I love old people who say it how they see it!
Thanks to the promo pictures of Aliyah 6x25 posted by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] pruhall I had a disturbing thought.

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Title: Collapse
Author:Kateri E
Summary: Gibbs has to get some body work done on the Charger.
Author’s Notes at the end.

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I'm sure that by now most of the western world is at least aware of the brouhaha going on with Somali pirates. Recently their ship taking exploits have been reported more than normally, additionally both the USA and France chose to take military action to retrieve hostages instead of the usual ransom.

This situation has been going on for quite some time and modern piracy is alive and well all over the world. What the average person is not aware of though is generally ships are not allowed to have so much as a gun on-board. Instead of fighting off boarders they are to simply let them onboard and go along for the ride because "It would only escalate the situation " (actual quote)

Now I disagree with this strenuously. For oh so many reasons that I don't have the time to get into now (but am tempted to write an essay on) I say arm merchant ships and let them shoot the *very bad words to describe human beings* whenever they try to board. Can't you just see the British Crown three hundred years ago telling it's merchant fleet sailors to play nice with the likes of John Rackham, Edward Teach, Anne Bonny and Mary Read because to fight back would cause escalation of the situation.

*sigh* All of this was sparked by some comments in this article on non-lethal weaponry that ships might be able to use in their defense. I still say just shoot the buggers.
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( Apr. 15th, 2009 02:12 pm)
jensen ackles
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Saw this on LOL Celebs and just had to share
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( Apr. 12th, 2009 09:55 am)
As seen on [livejournal.com profile] cleothemuse and [livejournal.com profile] tejas


Your morality is 0% in line with that of the bible.
 

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

Do You Have Biblical Morals?
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Title: Mom Is Coming To Visit
Author:Kateri E
Author's Notes: This ficlet came about because of This comment made by [livejournal.com profile] tejas so I blame her.

I might turn this into a larger story at a later date
EDITED: A few minor mistakes and one or two lines altered.
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You Are a Cougar
You have more strength than most people, and with it, the ability to inflict a lot of harm.
Your power gives you confidence, and you find leading others to be easy.

You believe that you need to the best, and you are very driven to excel.
Most people immediately admire you, but some people feel very envious of your abilities.
I was using google to find some Atlantis Ancient!John themed fic, but the very first thing I got back on my search was this:
Sex Secrets of Ancient Atlantis by John Grant - book cover, description, publication history, where to purchase.

And all I could think of for a moment was 'Rodney's not going to be happy that John is writing about their sex life'
Then I managed to pull my mind out of the gutter........ but it fell right into another gutter seconds later when I started wondering who on Atlantis would write a book with this title and what other personnel would do to find out/stop it.
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